Darren ea 2K7
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Post by Darren ea 2K7 on Aug 19, 2005 2:22:41 GMT -7
ie this is an insult
Is he just doing a bad Elvis pout, or was he born that way? Freddie Mercury on Billy Idol
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Post by Scott on Sept 18, 2005 14:30:25 GMT -7
40 WAYS to describe an Idiot
1. A few fries short of a happy meal. 2. The wheel is spinning but the hamster is dead. 3. A few bricks shy of a full load. 4. Couldn't pour water out of a boot with the instructions on the heel. 5. Fell out of the stupid tree and hit all of the branches on the way down. 6. Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash. 7. Doesn't know much, but leads the league in nostril hair. 8. Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor. 9. Forgot to pay his brain bill. 10. A few clowns short of a circus. 11. If he had another brain it would be lonely. 12. Too much yardage between the goal posts. 13. An expirement in Artificial Stupidity. 14. A few beers short of a six-pack. 15. Dumber than a box of hair. 16. A few peas short of a casserole. 17. Doesn't have all his corn flakes in one bowl. 18. One fruit loop shy of a full bowl. 19. One taco short of a combination plate. 20. A few feathers short of a whole duck. 21. All foam no beer. 22. The cheese slid off of his cracker. 23. Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel. 24. Has an IQ of 2, but it takes 3 to grunt. 25. Warning: objects in mirror are dumber than they appear. 26. An intellect rivaled only by garden tools. 27. As smart as bait. 28. Chimney's clogged. 29. Her sewing machine is out of thread. 30. His antenna doesn't get all of the channels. 31. Missing a few buttons on the remote control. 32. No grain in the silo. 33. Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse. 34. His belt doesn't go through all the loops. 35. Receiver is off the hook. 36. Several nuts short of a full pouch. 37. Skylight leaks a little. 38. Slinky's kinked. 39. Surfing in Nebraska. 40. In the pinball game of life, his flippers are a little too far apart.
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Post by Lorddy2005 on Sept 18, 2005 15:33:04 GMT -7
another is, a couple of sandwiches short of a picnic!
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Post by ebay1moma on Sept 19, 2005 11:57:19 GMT -7
another one is they call him a bungalow coz he has nothing upstairs (bungalow is a single story building in UK) and another one he was at the back of the que the day brains were given out
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Post by Lorddy2005 on Sept 19, 2005 13:58:41 GMT -7
also "if you had a brain you'd be dangerous"
not meant to be offensive to any members!
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Darren ea 2K7
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Post by Darren ea 2K7 on Sept 20, 2005 7:35:30 GMT -7
im telling the truth if i had a brain i would be dangerous and im still dangerous without one
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Post by Lorddy2005 on Sept 20, 2005 15:31:45 GMT -7
now that is funny! one question robert how can you blatently insult yourself?
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Darren ea 2K7
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Post by Darren ea 2K7 on Sept 21, 2005 8:03:09 GMT -7
i just can
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Post by Lorddy2005 on Sept 21, 2005 14:42:53 GMT -7
another insult is saying that people have a few screws loose in their head!
fair enough but what do you gain from insulting yourself?
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Post by Cheeky Meg on Sept 26, 2005 17:29:25 GMT -7
Here are a few
"Is that your head, or is your neck blowing a bubble?"
Hate this one, but "Does your face hurt? Cause it's killing Me!"
"The only way you could get uglier is if you looked like Michael Moore" (Some people might not get this joke, but I thought it was a fuuny one. hehehe
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