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Post by Lorddy2005 on Oct 10, 2005 15:42:11 GMT -7
i am creating this joke contest to see who can make us laugh the most! Also the Winner gets the Title of Comic and 10 Portal Points.happy posting and good luck! these jokes don't have to be your own they can be a friends as long as you have posted it it shall be classed as your joke but please if you want to rate some-one else's joke please quote the joke then rate it between 1 to 10. 1 being and 10 being
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Post by Darren ea 2K7 on Oct 11, 2005 7:30:12 GMT -7
any kind of joke
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Post by Scott on Oct 11, 2005 10:22:48 GMT -7
Yeah, Just as long as they don't break the Portal rules.
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Post by Darren ea 2K7 on Oct 13, 2005 6:25:39 GMT -7
ok! one coming now
Q four [confused] men walk into a bar and theres only one stool what do you do?
Answer: Tip the stool upside down
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Post by Lorddy2005 on Oct 13, 2005 10:23:11 GMT -7
ok! one coming now Q four [confused] men walk into a bar and theres only one stool what do you do? Answer: Tip the stool upside down this isn't a joke it's a question and answer, please use jokes that you feel are hilarious as this isn't.
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Post by Darren ea 2K7 on Oct 14, 2005 3:05:14 GMT -7
ok!
Before going to Europe on business, a man drives his Rolls-Royce to a downtown New York City bank and asks for an immediate loan of $5,000. The loan officer, taken aback, requests collateral. "Well then, here are the keys to my Rolls-Royce," the man says. The loan officer promptly has the car driven into the bank's underground parking for safe keeping and gives the man the $5,000. Two weeks later, the man walks through the bank's doors and asks to settle up his loan and get his car back. "That will be $5,000 in principal, and $15.40 in interest," the loan officer says. The man writes out a check and starts to walk away. "Wait, sir," the loan officer says. "You are a millionaire. Why in the world would you need to borrow $5,000?" The man smiles, "Where else could I find a safer place to park my Rolls-Royce in Manhattan for two weeks and pay only $15.40?"
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Post by Lorddy2005 on Oct 14, 2005 7:00:16 GMT -7
ok! Before going to Europe on business, a man drives his Rolls-Royce to a downtown New York City bank and asks for an immediate loan of $5,000. The loan officer, taken aback, requests collateral. "Well then, here are the keys to my Rolls-Royce," the man says. The loan officer promptly has the car driven into the bank's underground parking for safe keeping and gives the man the $5,000. Two weeks later, the man walks through the bank's doors and asks to settle up his loan and get his car back. "That will be $5,000 in principal, and $15.40 in interest," the loan officer says. The man writes out a check and starts to walk away. "Wait, sir," the loan officer says. "You are a millionaire. Why in the world would you need to borrow $5,000?" The man smiles, "Where else could I find a safer place to park my Rolls-Royce in Manhattan for two weeks and pay only $15.40?"
please don't post all of your jokes in red or any other color please it gets hard to read eventually. Rating = i thought this was a good joke ;D 7/10[/sub][/size]
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Post by Darren ea 2K7 on Oct 14, 2005 7:06:46 GMT -7
Thank you!! trying to think of some
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Post by Lorddy2005 on Oct 14, 2005 12:49:11 GMT -7
One day three midgets were sitting around the table drinking tea and having crumpets. The first midget says to the other two, "You know, I think I have the smallest hands in the world." He continues, "and I think I should go down in the Guiness Book or World Records and try to get in the book!"
The second midget replies with, "You know, now that you mention it, I probably have the smallest feet in the world. I think I'll go with you and try to get into the record book, too!"
The third midget joins in with, "I'm going too because I think I have the smallest thingy in the world. Let's go!"
So the midgets set off to the offices of the Guiness Book of World Records.
When they arrive, the first midget is called in and is gone for awile. Finally he comes out very excited. "I made it! They measured my hands, and sure enough they are the smallest in the world. I'm in the record book!!"
The second midget is called in, and soon he comes out very excited. "I made it too! They measured my feet and sure enough, they are the smallest in the world. I'm in the record book, too!!"
The third midget goes in, is gone a very long time, so long that his friends became concerned. Finally he appears with a rather forlorn look on his face.
"What's the matter?", his friends asked.
The third midget responds with "Who the hell is Bill Clinton?!?!!"
Note to this joke: You can insert anyone's (male) name in place of Bill Clinton. Try it on your best friend!!!!!!!
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Post by Darren ea 2K7 on Oct 14, 2005 23:40:11 GMT -7
very good lorddy im rating that 8 of 10
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